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Day 59

Aries: Today you will wonder where Cotton Eye Joe came from, and where he went (go). A bit like that trump left-hand opponent had...

Taurus: A man will die, but not his ideas. Very profound. But should old Jerry's ideas about playing Fishbein really live on?

Gemini: You have become a clone of your partner! Everything he thinks is exactly what you play! Is this healthy? Should you be this way? And did he have steak and chips for dinner?

Cancer: On a picnic you will realise that you don't really know any of the people eating those strawberries, drinking orange and chomping on cakes. Fortunately, you will know exactly how they treat the auction 1D — 2D — 3C, and that's what really counts.

Leo: On reflection you will see that you were wrong. Yes, inviting game on a raggy 14 count is overly aggressive, but bringing up the infamous "2300 incident" again really doesn't help.

Virgo: Let the past be the pasted. And let a passed hand be a passed hand and stop bidding. NOW!

Libra: Although I don't agree with many things the EBU comes up with, I have to say that I agree with their not allowing you to play in the congress pairs because you were wearing just a tee-shirt.

Scorpio: Your partnership can be compared to a devout catholic trapped in a loveless marriage: it's painful, but there doesn't seem to be an alternative to sticking with her.

Sagittarius: Are you wearing flip-flops with brown socks that go up to the knees and matching shorts. If you are, then you are probably a German tourist...

Capricorn: The pb.com are taking a Cliff Richard-esque Summer Holiday, in a big bus. There will be lots of boogying and methamphetamine. Horoscope service will resume on our return.

Aquarius: It dawns on you that poorbridge.com probably won't ever come back, but if you like puzzles and games you might check out , with an online version of now available and a great for crossword and puzzle fans.