Horoscopes
Day 2
Aries: Today's animal is the goat. Beware goat-faced ladies, spilled goats milk and the Goat Card — the three of hearts.
Taurus: Listen to your partner today, there's a 23% chance that he'll make some sense this time.
Gemini: Think about the end of the hand when you're declarer — thirteen is NOT an unlucky number.
Cancer: As Mars rises into your sign and Venus falls, try not to revoke.
Leo: It will be wrong for partner to cover the queen of clubs, but the same may not be true for you.
Virgo: Think it through: if partner has both the Ace of clubs and the king of diamonds then declarer opened with 13 points. But if he has the ace of clubs and the queen of diamonds then declarer opened with 12 points. No, wait.
Libra: Day dreaming about a future age when everyone flies about in space ships and world poverty has been eliminated is fine, but try to lead random cards while you doing it. Don't worry — your partner is hardly likely to notice the difference between this and your usual game.
Scorpio: Today just might be your lucky day. Except at bridge.
Sagittarius: Beware, today you will be acutely vulnerable all day. Even on Board 1.
Capricorn: A tall dark stranger will cross your path and lead into your tenaces.
Aquarius: An old friend from out of town will phone you up and ask you how the old bridge game is going. He is just being polite — this is not an invitation to give every detail of the double squeeze you pulled off the previous night — a response of "Oh, pretty well" will be fine.
Pisces: The flirting has got to stop: even if she IS the youngest lady in the room, she is surely still post-menopause