Horoscopes
Day 3
Aries: Your sign is The Ram. Bid, bid, bid!
Taurus: The long-awaited shift of planets warns you to never discard diamonds.
Gemini: This is a good week for beginning a new romance. Sadly, you're too busy playing Bridge.
Cancer: Beware of dog-owners playing a strong no-trump. Their diamonds will play an important part in any slam you bid.
Leo: After noticing that the predictive text on your phone thinks 'DuBoin' is 'Evango', you will say 'Evango' out loud in a deep voice and your co-workers' opinion of you will be greatly strengthened.
Virgo: At some point today you will visit the poorbridge.com website.
Libra: Tonight, while partner ponders a particularly tricky contract, you will finally find out what happens should one green bottle accidentally fall.
Scorpio: Playing to your full potential is not always good enough.
Sagittarius: Today all your finesses will be wrong. Don't cry, it's just a game.
Capricorn: Watch out for a tall stranger in a red jacket. He may well rule your actions unethical.
Aquarius: Your stars this month hold many portents about your future health, finances and love life. But no bridge tips. Sorry.
Pisces: Repeat after me: I will not mention bridge until the fifth date.