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The scene is duplicate pairs, penultimate round, and the evening is running behind schedule. We had started brightly, but things had become a bit more mediocre as the evening progressed. Sitting West, I was dealt:

SK Q 3
HA K Q J 6 3
D3 2
CA 6

Being a bit of a luddite and still playing ACOL twos, I was all set to open this 2H, but sadly RHO opened 1C. I realised that I probably wasn't going to get my heart slam. However, the auction panned out like this:

WestNorthEastSouth
Me
Pass1C
X3C13S24C3
6S4X5Pass6Pass
Pass

Notes
(1)Strong raise.
(2)At this point I'm wondering how many points are in this deck.
(3)Yet more points in the deck.
(4)There's a little bit of logic here: I'm expecting a club lead, which should give partner opportunity to draw trumps and cash the hearts, even if we don't have all the suits stopped.
(5)With that "there's no way you can make this" look directed at me.
(6)Thinking: Huh? Surely my partner doesn't expect me to have my bid on this auction!

The full deal:


S8 2
H7 5
DA K 6 5
CQ 8 7 4 2
SK Q 3
HA K Q J 6 3
D3 2
CA 6
DIR
SJ 10 9 7 6 5 4
H10 9
D10 8 7
C5
SA
H8 4 2
DQ J 9 4
CK J 10 9 3

Club lead, lose first round of trumps, ruff the second club, draw trumps and cash hearts — +1210 to us!

The next week we were chatting to the one other pair to bid 6S, which they also made. Their auction was even more poor than ours:

WestNorthEastSouth
3SPass
4NT1Pass5S2Pass
6S3AP

Notes
(1)Traditional Blackwood
(2)Technically "three Aces", but was explained to us as "I'm highly ashamed of this pre-empt, perhaps if I bid the final contract we can stop here."
(3)We can't have five out of four Aces, but it sounds good anyway!