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Poor Bridge of the Week
Playing Above One's Station
By John Våge

A friend of ours fondly recalls an encounter with the ever-jolly Brian Senior. Doubled in 4S, he went one off only to receive a severe telling-off from the British expert, informing him how he should have made the contract. I wonder how Brian would have reacted if, rather than playing beneath their ability, his weaker opponents had played significantly above it? Like in this week's hand, brought to you by John Våge, an occasional BBO commentator and coach to the Norwegian Schools team at next Summer's World Championships.

This happened in a pairs tournament of very mixed standard. The current opponents played very simple methods, no count-signals and low encouraging (as is standard in Norway). I opened 1NT (15-17) passed out, and the lead was the beer card (D7). This was the whole deal:


S10 5
HJ 3
D6 5 4 3
CK J 8 7 5
S9 6 4
HK 8 4
DK Q 9 7
CA 10 6
DIR
SA Q 8 7 2
H7 5 2
DJ 8 2
C9 3
SK J 3
HA Q 10 9 6
DA 10
CQ 4 2

Without spotting the danger, I won the diamond-lead with the Ace, played a club to the Jack, and let the HJ run to the HK (on this trick RHO followed with a very significant H2). LHO then cashed her diamonds, pausing considerably before playing the D9 (obviously trying to remember if it was high), on which RHO discarded an encouraging S2. I was of course squeezed, but discarded a club and a spade. LHO now quickly cashed her CA and then played back a heart! I could do nothing better than cash my hearts and give RHO the last two tricks with her SAQ for one down.

LHO had executed a perfect defense, with a squeeze (the D9), elimination (CA) and endplay (the heart return). I remember I at once felt this was quite funny, my first thought was actually that it had been a defense only Victor Mollo's Rueful Rabbit or someone like Geir Helgemo (unfortunately he played the board from my seat) would have found. When the opponents had the following memorable post-mortem I had to run for the bar, desperately trying to keep a straight face until I was outside of hearing distance:

RHO: Should you not have switched to a spade, I played an encouraging two?
LHO: Oh, did you? I thought the two of hearts was encouraging...
RHO (after thinking for a moment): It's OK, it didn't cost any tricks, did it?