The Official Bridge Player Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Bridge players, REAL Bridge Players. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about Bridge Players. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
1. Bridge players are mammals.
2. Bridge players play bridge ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Bridge player is to be sarcastic and have arguments.
Weapons and gear:
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Bridge players can argue about anything! Bridge players play bridge ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they are really sarcastic ALL the time. I heard that there was this Bridge player who was eating at a diner. And when some dude passed a cue bid the Bridge player killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a Bridge player totally uppercut some kid just because the kid said Gerber was a good convention.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Bridge players have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Bridge players are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Bridge players are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start playing next year. I love Bridge players with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Bridge players?
A: Bridge players are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they know about squeezes and endplays, but on the other hand, they can't talk to girls.
Q: I heard that Bridge players are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Bridge players can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do Bridge players do when they're not playing bridge or discussing hands?
A: Most of their free time is spent reading books by Victor Mollo, but sometimes they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)